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Another Mother's Day Mug

2011-04-19T19:08:00.000-02:30

A stylish alternative. Choose an interior color that complements your photos, images, and text. Available in multiple colors and sizes. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Imported.

My mother gets up 6 in the morning to get ready for work. So of course, she enjoys her morning cup of coffee. So if I were to give her something for Mother's Day, I'd give you this lovely mug!

Mother's Day Mug Mug from Zazzle.com

Mother's Day Mug from Zazzle.com

2011-04-19T19:05:00.000-02:30

Is your mom always rushing to work in the morning? If so, then give her this lovely Mother's Day mug! Click on the link to check it out!

Mother's Day Mugs from Zazzle.com

A Card For Mom Greeting Card from Zazzle.com

2011-04-19T18:53:00.000-02:30

A Card For Mom Greeting Card from Zazzle.com

If you have no idea on what to give your Mom this Mother's Day, then give her this card. It's cheap, and you can give it to her any time of the year!

Wrestlemania 27 Ratings

2011-04-04T00:53:00.002-02:30

I may give a review of WrestleMania 27 sometime this week, but for now I'm just gonna rate the matches.

Edge defends his World Heavyweight Championship against Alberto Del Rio.
The winner: Edge
Match rating: 3/5 stars
***

Cody Rhodes Vs Rey Mysterio
The winner: Cody Rhodes
Match rating: 2/5 stars
**

Kane, Bigshow, Santino Marella, and Kofi Kingston Vs The Corre
The Winners: Kane, Bigshow, Santino Marella, and Kofi Kingston
Match rating: 0/5 stars

Randy Orton Vs CM Punk
The winner: Randy Orton
Match rating: 3/5 stars
***
Michael Cole Vs Jerry The King Lawler
The winner: Michael Cole via disqualification
Match rating: 3/5 stars
***

The Undertaker Vs Triple H
The winner: The Undertaker, thus maintaining his Wrestlemania winning streak at 19-0
Match rating: 4/5 stars
****

Snookie, Trish Stratus, and John Morrison Vs Dolph Ziggler and LayCool.
The winners: Snookie, Trish Stratus, and John Morrison
Match rating: 0/5 stars

The Miz defends his WWE championship against John Cena.
The winner: John Cena
Match rating: 3/5 stars
***

The US championship match was replaced by a bunch of stupid comic relief segments featuring Hornswoggle and Mae Young
0/5 stars

Total average rating: 2/5 stars **

Short Story: If Abel Killed Cain

2011-04-02T21:37:00.002-02:30

I'll be the first to admit, that this story is a piece of shit. Actually, that's why I disabled comments for this blog entry. The only reason why I'm posting it is because I got nothing else. It's not like anybody's reading this blog anyway.

Sibling rivalry has existed for thousands of years. In fact, it can be traced all the way back to Cain and Abel.1

Cain, the older brother, would always get his way through intimidation. Cain would make threatening gestures to his younger brother such as the cutting of the throat and raising his fist in anger. This kind of behavior continued well into adulthood. "I can no longer put up with my brother's behaviour", Abel said to himself one day. "I have to do something about it."2

So one day, Abel said to his brother "Let's go out to the field", which Cain blindly agreed to do. While they were in the field, Abel attacked his brother Cain and killed him. Needless to say, God was furious! "Abel, you've killed your brother!" he said furiously. "You have brought death to the world."3

"But my lord", Cain said, "how could I've brought to death to the world?"4

"You've brought death to the world when you've killed your brother!" God screamed. "I now have no choice but to leave this world so I can create a new world; one for those who have passed on from this one. This new world will be divided into two realms; Heaven and Hell. Do you know how much work that it?" Cain was very confused.5

"But my lord, I killed my brother." he said. "Which means that we humans have to ability to die. So if we have the ability to die, then doesn't that mean that death has existed in this world the whole time?" For about 5 seconds, God hesitated to speak.6

"It is of no matter!" God screamed. "You brought death into this world. As a result, you have become death. You will spend an eternity bringing souls into the Next World. I just have to create it first. Until then, I shall leave this world and let you humans ruin it. You will all suffer by your own hands and your prayers will go unanswered. Goodbye cruel world." Just like a magician, God disappeared.

Does Today's Music Suck?

2011-03-29T18:50:00.000-02:30

If you're in your late teens or older, you probably think that today's music sucks. Yeah, here's the thing, EVERY generation says the exact same thing! In every generation, you have your share of good music and bad music. However, based on what many people are saying, it seems like we're in an age where we have to dig for good music.

Instead of listening to the radio, music lovers everywhere look to the internet, and even their parents old albums in search of good music. So does today's music suck? Let's take a look. For this blog entry, I'm gonna give my opinions on some of the most popular "artist".

Miley Cyrus

First off, Miley Cyrus isn't the worse singer in the world! When it comes to songs such as "The Climb", and "Ready, Set, Don't Go", Miley's voice is actually tolerable! The key word is tolerable. As for songs such as "7 Things" and "Party in The USA", not only are the lyrics horrible, but her voice is enough to make my ears bleed. And then we have the song "I Can't Be Tamed". Here is a excerpt of that song's lyrics: I can't be tamed, I can't be saved I can't be blamed. Actually Miley, you can be blamed. You can be blamed for relying on Auto-tune and co-writing such an unoriginal song. But then again, you're not the only one who has written an unoriginal song.

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga is more about her weird costumes than her music. But then again, that's a good thing, because her weird costumes are a bit of a distraction from her horrible music. Okay, maybe not all of her music is horrible. After all, I never did like "Poker Face", until I've heard a cover version done by Eric Cartman of South Park.

Justin Bieber

If I could go back in time, I would kick Justin Bieber's mother in the stomach before she had a chance to give birth to him. Well, either that or I would throw a water bottle at him. Despite Justin Beiber's songs being so generic, just like many other artists, he's letting the fame get to his brain.

Jonas Brothers

I would throw a ton of bricks at them...tied to flaming bags of dog shit. For those of you who takes everything seriously, I was only kidding. I would never do anything like that to anybody.

Ke$ha

The first impression is everything. So when I first heard the song "Tik Tic", that was enough to come to the conclusion that Ke$ha has to be one of the worst "artists" of all time! For one thing, she sounds horrible, even with Auto-tune! I didn't think that was possible until now. Secondly, check out some of the lyrics to that song:

Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy

(Hey, what up girl?)

Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city

(Lets go)

Now I have a question, why would anybody wake up in the morning feeling like P.Diddy? Now if you are P. Diddy I can understand why you would wake up in the morning feeling like him. Also, Ke$ha actually rhymed P. Diddy with city? That's just plain shitty. Ke$ha actually has fans? Now that's a petty.

Lil Wayne

Lil Wayne is a true inspiration. He has taught us that you don't need musical talent to become a famous "artist". All you need is Auto-tune, a music mixer, and somebody to write the songs for you. Actually, there were "artist" in the past who have taught us this. So in other words, Lil Wayne isn't an inspiration after all, he's just a talentless twat.

Linkin Park

I've stopped listening to Linkin Park after their first album. The song "Crawling" is awesome, "In The End" is okay, and I used like "Numb". Other than that, this band sucks. In just about every song, they are whining about their problems like a bunch of emo kids. Also, when it comes to the lyrics, it's almost like Linkin Park have taken a bunch of emo poems that they have written in high school, and they've put them into songs. But hey, it's not just the lyrics that suck. If you were to take out the lyrics and just listen to the music, you can tell that their music is a total mess. It's a good thing that Jay-Z came along to clean up that mess.

Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato

There's not much that I can say about these Disney starlets other than they produce generic pop music that little kids seem to love for some reason. Personally, I think they are better off being full-time actresses.

Conclusion

There are so many "artists" that I can talk about, but really, why bother? But anyway, it's not so much that today's music sucks, it's just the most popular "artists" that suck. There are many underrated independent musicians out there today who are very talented. It's just too bad that you have to look so hard to find these artists.

Introduction

2011-03-29T18:45:00.000-02:30

So I've basically started this blog to post my writings, mostly short stories that may be rejected by Triond for one reason or another. So far though, I did write a very short story that they've accepted. The story is entitled If Abel Killed Cain. Check it out.